Friday 21 October 2016

Spunk Trumpet

As in, 'Bono is a spunk trumpet.' Although the jury is still out as to whether or not it should be hyphenated, its definition, Urban or otherwise, is pretty self explanatory. For the most part.

Try and drop it into casual conversation, or maybe an email, today. Put it in "speech marks" or italics and no one will be offended. Let me know how you get on.


7 comments:

  1. Always loved Windy Miller but he's gone up in my estimation even more now...

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    1. I have it on good authority that when Windy mistimed coming out of his windmill and got beam ended by one of the sails, the air would turn very blue.

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  2. For some reason the words Boris Johnston spring to mind

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    1. There are far shorter words of one syllable you can aim at BoJo.

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  3. 'Shit-biscuits' is a fave cuss of mine. Have you read Zodiac Mindwarp's - Fucked By Rock bio? It's a whole new world of salty talk and grim business

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    1. Like it. I also like Shittington - from the League of Gentleman.

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