|Boys grow up to be grown men|
|And men change back into boys again|
As a father of some twenty six years standing I sort of know how this parenting thing works now. You do everything in your power to keep them on the rails, point them in the right direction and pray they grow up to be safe and happy. And they, for the most part, let you do all that whilst, at the same time, gently mocking you.
Loudon Wainwright - A Father and a Son