For one very brief moment, in the absence of James Bolam, I was a Likely Lad. Rodney Bewes was Bob and I was Terry; a surrogate Terry, anyway.
We had no script, so I improvised:
Terry: So, Bob, these rumours about you and Deidre Birchwood.
Bob: I couldn’t possibly comment.
Terry: Relax man. Thelma’s not here.
Bob: Do I know you?